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Facelift

October 29, 2013

I’m in the process of giving the blog a little face lift so bear with me while I work through some of the changes. 

I’d love any feedback on any changes you notice.

I’ll be back soon to fill you in on what we’ve been working on at the house, promise!

Seasonal Decorating: Halloween Edition

October 28, 2013

You should know that I am a little bit obsessed with seasonal and holiday decor. Like, if I had an unlimited budget we would have that 20ft inflatable grim reaper and the still large but not quite as massive skeleton playing an organ made of bones I saw at Lowe’s in our yard right this very second. Christmas would cause our electricity bill to go up by 300% and there would be a real life Easter bunny sitting in our yard come April.

Sadly, we had a very limited, very real budget so we ended up hand crafting most of our decorations this year. I guess I could have just taped the roof repair bill we just got to the front of the house and that would have been scary enough….hm, maybe next time.

First up, we made a graveyard complete with ghost tree.

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Everything here was really simple. For the ghosts, I just grabbed some styrofoam balls and black craft paint from Hobby Lobby and picked up some cheesecloth from Home Depot. We thought we still had some cheesecloth buried in our garage but we couldn’t find it so I just picked up a new pack since it’s pretty cheap. You just dab some black paint on the ghosts to make eyes/mouths and then cover them with some cut up cheesecloth.

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The most difficult part was probably hanging them. We picked up some eyelet hooks but the ones we grabbed were too small to work. Instead of heading back to Home Depot, we just used normal screws and tied some clear wire around them to hang on the branches.

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They’ve been pretty sturdy even with all of the wind we’ve had – we’ve only lost one so far.

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The tombstones are made out of scrap plywood. We just used some of the left over paint from when we painted the downstairs back in April and then painted the words with the same paint I used for the ghosts. Then we just slapped some garden stakes on the back and plopped those suckers in the ground with only medium difficulty.

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The middle tombstone went as far in the ground as we could get it and instead of moving it, we got lazy and left it as is.

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On the other side of the driveway, we hung a plastic skeleton on our lamp post. You may notice that there’s a lot less greenery around this than when we updated it a few months ago. More on that later this week.

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We probably wouldn’t have bought this guy, but the Halloween decor at Lowe’s was on sale and we got an extra 30% off because he was missing an arm.

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If anything, I think it just makes him creepier.

Moving across the yard, we come to the witch.

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This is my favorite decoration, I think. We just used a Martha Stewart template to trace out the witch on some plywood (with help from Gatsby, of course).

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Kyle cut her out with the jigsaw and then I gave her a coat of black paint on each side. We sunk some conduit in the ground and strapped her to it. She’s supposed to have a broom in the other hand but true story: Barley ended up getting stuck, freaking out, and bending the conduit – sending the witch flying across the yard all before we could decide on what to use for a broom and get it secured. We have to put her back in the ground sometime this week before Halloween.

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We bought a bunch of those lanterns last year from Big Lots to use as centerpieces for our rehearsal dinner. I just grabbed one out of the garage and we secured it with one of the same brackets we used for the conduit. We added a color changing LED tea light to her lantern so at night it glows red, yellow, green, orange, and purple.

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We bought everything that’s on the porch instead of going the DIY route- the hanging guy (whose eyes glow red), and the web/spiders on the window came from Target.

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That faded pumpkin came from Hobby Lobby last year…it should probably be retired soon or at least cleaned up a bit.

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The welcome mat was on sale at either Lowe’s or Home Depot – can’t remember which (sorry!).

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I also picked up this sign that currently lives next to the porch. I got it at Hobby Lobby for 40% off.

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The pumpkins came from our pumpkin picking adventure a couple of weekends ago and the giant planter of mums was on clearance at Lowe’s (obviously, clearance is the secret word today).

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It doesn’t look like there will be any pumpkin carving this year…

Last but not least, my construction paper bats.

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I found a template online because if I tried to draw these free handed they would probably look like butterfly-snowflake hybrids (artist, I am not). I just traced them out on construction paper, cut them out, and used glue dots to stick them on the windows in the living room. We already had the construction paper so I didn’t even have to pay anything. Bonus!

My favorite view of these guys is at night. We bought an orange bulb to put in the lamp in our living room so at night there’s a nice orange glow behind the bats.

Of course, the cats have been trying to rid the house of these beasts ever since the first one went up.

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We didn’t do any decorating inside the house this year nor are we having the Halloween party we had wanted to but I promise we’ve been busy with other things that I’ll share soon!

Adding a bit of curb appeal

October 17, 2013

It’s no secret that our house isn’t the most inviting home on the street.  Overgrown azaleas, three foot tall weeds, and loads of pine straw don’t really scream “Please, come in!” I think it’s probably something more like “Enter here and meet your untimely demise in the most horrific manner you could ever conjure up in your weird, twisted brain.”

We have bigger plans to help with that which I’ll be sharing next week, but for now I wanted to share a little curb appeal project we worked on a couple of weeks ago.

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That’s not technically the finished “after” shot but apparently I haven’t taken a picture yet and it’s raining today.

What I like most about this is that even though it was a pretty small project, it makes me happy every time I get home. Funny how those small projects can end up having such a big impact.

Our mailbox wasn’t the prettiest thing around and it didn’t help that it was surrounded by weeds and grass that I’m pretty sure was just more weeds. Plus, the address numbers were old, rusty, and pretty difficult to read.

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We decided it was time to freshen up the area so while Kyle started edging and digging up grass, I took the old mailbox off the post. When we first moved in, we had a crazy bad bug problem in our mailbox. We stuck a bug bomb in one Saturday night and retrieved it before the mail ran the following Monday. I always wondered where all of the bugs went because they weren’t all flopped over dead inside the mailbox when we took out the bug bomb. Well, I found them…

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Bfgfglkehgeghaog. Even though they were all dead, I had to take a minute. Jess does not do bugs – dead or alive.

After we removed the box, numbers, and surrounding grass, we gave the post a coat of spray paint. We opted for the same color we used when we updated our lamp post. After that, we popped on our new numbers and the fancy new mailbox.

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Then it was time to pretty up the ground. We laid down some weed fabric and cut out holes to put a few planters. We decided to go this route instead of planting directly into the ground because we want to easily be able to switch out the flowers based on the season – for now, we picked up four mums.

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Then it was time to dig. This is, of course, the point in which we ran into issues. I mean, why wouldn’t we run into issues with such a simple project? Hi, have you met our house? Turns out under that first layer we removed, the soil (ahem, red mud) was extremely rocky. I’m talking afraid-you-may-bend-your-shovel-or-break-something-rocky. Long story short, we dug as far as we could and shoved the containers as far as they would go for a “for now” fix and then we spread some mulch to pull it all together (this is when the “after” photo above was taken – you can see how the containers aren’t all at the same height).

We bought a pick ax the next day and Kyle went to town on busting rock and getting the containers further down so they weren’t all at awkward heights.

Somewhere in there, we also laid down some pavers to create a mow over edging. The bottom pavers are flush with the ground so Kyle can just roll right over them when he mows the grass. A little bit of sand swept on top, and they’re good to go. We picked these guys up at Lowe’s for something like $0.54 each and a $4 bag o’ sand.

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We have a long way to go on our front yard – don’t even get me started on the backyard – but I think this is a pretty good start.

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Miss Barley seems happy with it anyway…

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Let’s talk about the bathroom

October 15, 2013

I finally revealed our bathroom a couple of weeks ago in this post but I wanted to offer up a few more details.

You already know that our bathroom went from looking like this…

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…to looking more like this

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What you may be interested to know is how we got to this point and why we made certain choices…or maybe you really don’t care and you’re just reading out of boredom. I’ll take either.

There were a few different things that we didn’t like about this bathroom, whether they were things that weren’t functional or things that weren’t very pretty to look at.

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The vanity that was original to the bathroom took up SO. MUCH. SPACE. Seriously, I felt crowded every time I walked into the bathroom just because of how large this sucker was. Enter room, rub against vanity. Sit down to pee, bang elbow on vanity. Lean in to look closer at the mirror, almost fall over the vanity. I think you get the picture. We wanted to replace it with something quite a bit smaller that would still offer storage for extra towels, toilet paper, etc. After looking at vanity after vanity after vanity online and at every Home Depot and Lowe’s location in the city, I felt like I would never find something that I really liked enough to drop a few hundred bucks on. We finally settled on one at Home Depot but it was back ordered and we were on a deadline to finish this space up before a wedding shower we were co-hosting. Plus, neither of us was really in love with it. And then I remembered these lovely things called vessel sinks. I was never really sure how I felt about them but I figured if we could find a piece of furniture we liked that could work as a vanity, then we could easily plop a vessel sink on top (easily…right).

Enter: this cabinet from the Threshold collection at Target.

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Kyle and I had both been drooling over this cabinet for months but couldn’t justify it since we didn’t actually have a place for it. I pitched the idea to him and luckily for me, he was sold…and so was the cabinet. We ordered it online on sale for around $120 (and now that I’m looking again, it’s on sale for even cheaper…hmmm) and waited patiently for it to arrive on our doorstep. Well, Kyle waited patiently. I obsessively checked the tracking info every day until it told me what I wanted to hear. We left the backing off to allow for the plumbing and we frosted the glass with spray paint (I believe we used Rust-Oleum) so that you can’t see all of the plumbing and other odds and ends that are stored in the cabinet when the doors are closed. We still need to go back and do another frosting coat/clean up what’s been done. You can see some pretty obvious lines right now but it’s been low on our priority list as of late.

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And here’s how it compares to the old:

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Our next order of business was to find a sink. Ha. Hahahaha. This is where things just got ridiculous. You see, this little cabinet is quite narrow. So narrow, in fact, that we could only really find one sink that would possibly fit and even then it would be a tight fit. We decided to just go ahead and order it because we already laid out the cash for the cabinet and we were kind of past the point of no return, at least in my mind. Again, I obsessively tracked the order until I saw in big, beautiful green letters my favorite word, “Delivered” and then I rushed home after work to open it up. Of course, when I picked it up off the front porch I heard the sound of my soul crushing…

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Busted into a billion little pieces. Delay #1208252904. We immediately took it back to the store for a refund. Really though, I’m glad it happened because we ended up finding another sink that we liked even more and would better fit our sink cabinet. We ended up with this guy from our friends in orange and after seeing the busted sink on instagram, they reached out to me and offered a couple of gift cards so we ended up with an almost free sink.

We ordered the faucet off of Overstock and installation was easy once we got the right hoses and connectors. Installation for the sink and faucet was basically, use hole saw to drill here and here, insert pipes and such, make sure everything is secure, use as you please.

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We also ordered the towel ring and toilet paper holder off of Overstock. It was surprisingly difficult to find what we wanted in the finish we wanted. These particular ones have had mixed reviews online but they work well enough for us.

The mirror is the same one in the master bathroom at the house Kyle’s parents own that we were renting last year. We both loved it so much that we bought one for our half bath. I really love the edge and how nice it looks against the dark gray wall.

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The toilet is the Cimarron by Kohler. I was actually surprised by how expensive toilets are but let me tell you, this has been well worth it. The old toilet was exceptionally crappy (ha!) and I can’t wait to switch out the two upstairs. In case you’re wondering, that faux wood toilet seat is still sitting in our garage (with the rest of the toilet) but will soon be taking a trip to the dump. Removal of the old toilet and installation of the new was pretty simply. The biggest thing is just making sure that you get enough pressure on the new seal so you don’t have any leaks…speaking from experience here, people. This one has been approved by Gatsby.

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We found the lights in the outdoor lighting section at Home Depot.

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Kyle had to do some wiring since we went from one fixture to two, but I love how they look. They have a really nice texture and they were only about $20 each which made my cheap-o heart go pitter patter. These aren’t the brightest of lights and where we needed them placed left a dark shadow around the top of the room. See:

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Pair that with the dark gray walls and the bathroom started feeling a little cave like. So, we decided to switch out the beige-y fan with a new white one complete with light. It’s a total game changer and kept me from going all DIY-zilla and repainting the whole room.

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The last thing we needed was some sort of something to go on the wall above the toilet. This had me stumped. What the heck do you put in the bathroom? A mirror? Shelves? Embarrassing naked bathtub photos from your childhood? I thought about this for weeks (read: days) and finally settled on a little DIY art. Kyle cut these guys out of card stock and then we used glue dots to mount them in some cheap Target frames. Still undecided about whether the white backing will stay or if we’ll switch to gray.

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One of the biggest things we did in this bathroom was put down a new floor. A lot of the old tiles were busted and I’m not the biggest fan of pink tile. We just picked up some 16×16 gray square tiles and laid them in a grid pattern. The accent tiles aren’t quite flush with the large tiles but it’s pretty darn close – that was something we didn’t think about at the time but would have done if we could go back in time. I get a lot of “How do you know how to do that?” – especially with this floor. The answer is: I don’t. Or I didn’t. Neither did Kyle but we Googled the heck out of it and asked a contractor we know for tips and then we just went for it. I think it turned out pretty well for our first tiling job.

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I think we were both pretty terrified to take on a project like this but doing it and having it turn out the way it did makes me feel a lot better about all of the projects on our “To Do” List.  Although not as great as Kyle apparently who just offered to fix our leaky roof by himself. I think we’ll leave that one to the professionals.

Let’s take one last before and after look:

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Ahhhh, this makes my heart happy.

Tying up loose ends

October 6, 2013

Before we get to the details of the bathroom reno, I wanted to tie up loose ends.

It seems like forever and a day ago that I talked about turning our hall closet into something a little more useful. To be fair, it’s only been about four and a half months…totally not that long ago (or maybe it is and I’m just trying to convince you otherwise). If you’ve been paying attention, you know that our hall closet used to look a hot mess – dark brown doors, scrap wood shelves, and filled to the brim with stuff the previous owners left behind.

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I knew that I wanted a mini-mudroom type set up with somewhere to hang coats/purses and a place to store shoes since our laundry room is so itty bitty. I was heavily inspired by this project over at Thrifty Decor Chick. It was exactly what I wanted so I followed her process and with only a minimal amount of curse words, I turned that old, dirty closet into a brand new nook (warning: crappy night time photo ahead!):

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The bench was actually super easy to build and I taught myself how to use the circ saw while Kyle was sick. Imagine lying in bed, sick, and hearing a loud noise and then wood clanging against the ground. You go downstairs and open the door to the garage to find your wife using a saw when she’s only ever used a drill (and really how much can you hurt yourself with one of those?). She has a psychotic glint in her eye – the power tools have taken over. She is a monster.

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Ahem. Where were we? Oh yeah, basically just cut some 2x4s to create your bottom frame – screw into the studs and use brackets in the corners for extra support and then cover with plywood (if you aren’t keeping the bench open for storage then you probably don’t need the plywood).

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Then you do the same for the top frame. This is where you really want to make sure your frame is sturdy and anchored well because it’s where your butt will sit…and also where your 60lb lap dog will lie down. Luckily for me, those cleats are really, really secure so I rested my top frame on those and secured them all around.

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I wasn’t too particular about the front of the frames because I knew I would cover any imperfections with trim. The most infuriating (and swear word inducing) part of this project was getting the plywood for the top of the bench cut appropriately. There was a lot of measure, cut, try to attach, yank out because it was still too big, cut, try to force in, s-word, f-word, a couple of b-words, and another f-word for good measure.

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Then we just made sure all of our seams were caulked and we gave the entire thing a coat of paint (sorry, don’t remember what. Just white Behr paint, I think).

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The next project was to build the box. We just grabbed some pre-cut wood at Lowe’s that would work for our measurements for the front and back, a 1×4 for corner support, and some plywood for the sides and bottom. We just kind of slapped it together with screws and liquid nails (and by we, I mean Kyle).

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Add stain

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Add fun pulls from World Market

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Done!

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I love it but I feel like it needs something more. I tried painting yellow stripes to tie in the vanity from the bathroom but that was just a big ole fail all around. I left the old wall cleats on the sides of the closet because they were a huge pain in my butt when I tried removing them (and were a source of some of those curse words I mentioned before). I’m thinking about continuing the cleats around the back so that there’s not just a big blank wall (similar to the nook from Thrifty Decor Chick) but I’m not sure yet. I’m calling it done for now and it’s already been extremely useful…and we only pile junk there most times instead of all of the time (something we’re trying to get better at).

Half Bath Reveal…Well, Kind Of

September 23, 2013

Pardon me, while I just casually stroll back in and pretend that it hasn’t been almost a month and a half since my last post.

I know, I know but things got busy and then I just didn’t feel like doing anything – the best I can give you is a “Whoops! My bad, y’all”

Anyway, how about a little less talk and a lot more action? After all of the ups and downs and the not so fun surprises, we finally finished our half bathroom!

Our bathroom used to be made up of lovely pink tile, a ginormous vanity complete with a yellow faux marble counter, an equally large mirror, faux wood outlet cover and toilet seat, and an outdated brass light fixture. Super sexy, amirite?!

There was not a single thing about this space that we liked, so we ripped it all out (even some dry wall!) and started fresh.

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This has been our biggest, scariest, most frustrating project to date. It’s not perfect and we know there are things we could have done better or could still work on, but we’re in love with the end result and have learned some new skills and some valuable lessons along the way. I’m not going to lie, there’s still some touching up to do but let’s face it – I can always figure out some little detail that needs to be improved on a “finished” project so I’ll never really be done with anything. I’ll be making a more detailed post later in the week along with a lot more pictures (taken with a real camera, not my trusty iPhone) and a source list so you can see where we got all of our fixtures (spoiler alert: the vanity is from Target!).

We have tons of projects lined up but right now our weekends are busy and we’re tired during the week so I probably won’t be keeping a regular posting schedule for some time…SHOCKER, I know! What I will give you is a short list of stuff we’re working on and hope that it’s enough to keep you interested:

  1. Cleaning out and organizing the garage – we’ve lived in the house for almost 7 months and neither of us has actually parked in the garage yet. Sigh.
  2. Landscaping! October will hopefully be a big outdoor month for us. We’re planning on completely ripping out the front yard and all of the random azalea bushes. We’re going to do a lot of trimming, a mailbox make over, and we’ll be seeding the front yard. Hopefully, we’ll also get some new greenery planted in front of the house and maybe add in some uplighting but those may end up being spring projects because, ya know, dolla’ dolla’ bills y’all.
  3. YARD SALE. Yep, we’re hoping to have our first yard sale and get rid of a bunch of random crap and Target furniture.
  4. Dining Room table. The biggest obstacle has been our lack of tools to get this done but hopefully we’ve figured out a solution. We’re also building a bench and are on the never ending search for chairs that fit into our budget and that work for both of our styles.
  5. Repaint the downstairs, finally paint the upstairs. Yes, I just said repaint the entire downstairs. I’m crazy, I know, but I also live in a purple and yellow house. PURPLE. Why can’t there just be a true gray that doesn’t read as purple, taupe, or blue? Seriously? C’mon, now. I’ll also never understand the beigey-yellow color that our house originally sported on the walls (and is currently living in the stairwell and upstairs). It’s not a good look.
  6. New front door. We recently bought a door to replace the solid black slab door that is currently serving as a very unwelcoming entrance to our home. I don’t want to give too much away but it’s a very old door and I’m very obsessed with it.
  7. Mini-mudroom. I talked about this ages ago (here, here, and here) but I never actually showed y’all how it turned out! Shame on me. I promise I will show you soon, after I paint over the yellow stripes that I thought would add to the look but really just look a mess. A hot mess.
  8. Decorating for Halloween. I know it’s not even October yet, but we’re close enough and it’s my blog so I do what I want. Deal with it.

Things I’ve learned from Our DIY Bathroom Renovation

August 14, 2013

Like most projects in our house, the bathroom renovation is taking longer than planned. We’ve been working on it when we have time/aren’t exhausted but let’s face it: sometimes we don’t feel like working on it after being at the office all day or we have other things going on like a desperately needed Costco trip or working on wedding invitations (our small side business). While we’re still wrapping up the work in the bathroom, I thought I would share a few lessons learned.

You will change your mind. There are exactly two things that have remained the same from our original bathroom design: the mirror and the lights. Every other original design decision has changed completely – vanity, toilet, paint color, tile. You name it – we changed it. Sometimes your original idea just doesn’t work. Or sometimes the tile and vanity you picked aren’t in stock. Or your paint looks too blue. Or you order a gorgeous vessel sink and it shows up at your door step in 100 pieces. Things change – embrace it.

Expect the unexpected. We all know that I’m not very good at this. That whole finding mold thing really screwed me up and added several days to the project timeline along with a whole bunch of headaches. Luckily, it wasn’t a major financial crisis but it definitely tested emotions as well as drywall removal/hanging skills. Let’s just say, we’re still working on improving those.

You will screw up. Oh man, oh man this is a biggie. Kyle and I are not professionals (obviously). We are learning as we go and that means we’re making a lot of mistakes. But if we don’t make those mistakes, we can’t learn from them. What kind of mistakes? Hmmmm. Well, there were the unnecessary holes in the dry wall, applying too much thin set mortar to our floors, cutting our tiles to the wrong size, the list goes on and on. You can’t win them all. Fix what you can and move on.

You might cry. Sometimes, you will have a crappy day at work only to come home to a half torn apart bathroom and a mess of problems. Sometimes you will attempt to work on this bathroom after your bad day and things will not go well. Everything that can go wrong will go wrong and you will make three Home Depot trips and one trip to Lowe’s all in one night. Sometimes you will kneel on your dirty, dusty, subfloor (or sit in your car in the Burger King parking lot) and shed tears of frustration. It’s okay. It will get better.

Your timeline might be way out of whack. I thought this would be a two weekend project. Hey, maybe it could have been if we had been able to focus solely on this but now we’re creeping up on a month and we’re still not finished. We’re close – but we’re not there yet.

It’s your bathroom – don’t let other people’s opinions sway you. This one is kind of hard for me. We are taking a few chances in this bathroom with choices that fit our personality. The trouble with doing things that fit you, is that they don’t always make sense to other people and you get a lot of “Hm, that sounds interesting” or “I would do it this way” or “That doesn’t make sense.” Ignore it. I’m not saying you won’t get good advice or maybe a suggestion at a better way to do things – heck, we’ve gotten tons of good advice and awesome suggestions. When it comes down to it though, this is our home and we’re designing it for us – not for someone else. Sure, we’re keeping in mind that we may sell this house one day but for now this is our house and we’re going to do things the way we want them.

It’s all worth it in the end. And if it’s not, maybe next time you’ll hire someone else to do it. 

Bathroom Progress

August 7, 2013

I never realized how much I loved having a powder room downstairs until I had to haul my butt upstairs every time I had to pee. Sigh. We’re not done with the bathroom quite yet but I like keeping you guys in the loop so I wanted to share some of our progress.

First, let’s take a trip down memory lane. Our bathroom started out looking like this:

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Which soon turned into this:

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New drywall was installed so that we were looking at this:

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And after some more hard work, our bathroom looks like this:

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Ohhhhhhh, hello.

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Of course this is just with paint on the walls and cement board down to prepare for tile (and a little peek at the new light fixtures). Yes, obviously we aren’t finished yet and we’re still lacking a few fixtures but trust me, that’s a story for another day. Hint: Our first sink showed up at our door like this.

I’m sure we could have installed it but it may have been just a tad leaky, don’t you think?

Hot Coffee! table – The build

August 2, 2013

In case you missed the memo, Kyle is doing a two part post on his DIY pipe and wood coffee table. You can check out part one here!

Now you have everything (except maybe the casters, but those are just about the last step anyway). Time to get your Bob the Builder on! First step, stain like you have never stained before. Also, ventilate, ventilate, ventilate! I used a little 3” chip brush I grabbed at Home Depot for $1.50. I bought it on impulse and ended up loving it for this staining process. The bristles are so short that it doesn’t drink up all your stain and it is so cheap you just toss it afterwards instead of trying to clean it with mineral spirits. Staining took a long time, some boards required at least 6 coats of stain before they got to the color I was looking for. Others required less. I didn’t use a pre-treatment of any kind, but next staining project I am going to just to see if it cuts down on the thirst of the wood. Stain until you get the shade you are looking for. Now go relax, grab a beer, or just start/finish another project that you have going on. You can also screw the pipes (nipples, hehe) into the flanges while you wait. And try to remove the stickers.

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Once the wood is dry and you are happy with the finish, get your drill ready. Make sure you know which sides you want facing up, each piece can only have one presentation side. I spent a fair amount of time flipping them over and mixing up the order. I recommend laying out your boards in two separate groups and making sure both sets look awesome. Once you have the groups and sides selected, flip the boards over, being very careful to keep the order correct. The middle board will be flipped over in place and the outside boards will flip and switch sides. Now place your brackets in your chosen locations and screw ‘em in. Make sure the boards stay tightly pressed together when you do this, you don’t want weird gaps between them. If you have clamps big enough, you could also throw a bit of wood glue between the boards and laminate them together before adding the brackets.

So now you have your two coffee table layers. Figure out how far in from the corners you want your pipe legs to be and screw them in to the bottom of the top layer (same side as the brackets). Got them all attached? Good. Now, flip the top over and place the bottom flanges on the top of the bottom layer (the side without the brackets). Get the two layers lined up and, you guessed it, screw the flanges in. All set? You’re screwed! Congratulations.

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The final step is to attach the casters to the bottom of your coffee table. I located mine closer to the corners than the flanges and one in an approximation of the middle of the table. You should now have a nice, heavy, solid table that rolls smoothly, even on carpet! The final step is to seal your table however you choose. We have some Minwax Wipe-On Poly that I still need to apply. Now, enjoy your new coffee table! 

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Well, that’s all she (ahem, he) wrote folks! Don’t worry though, I’m sure Kyle will be willing to write up another tutorial once he builds our new dining table…

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August 1, 2013

We’re still working hard on our bathroom transformation but in the meantime, enjoy the first of this two-part guest post from the hubs!

Hola! Kyle here. On this episode of the House on the Hill, I am going to take you through the process of a recent build.

So you want to build a coffee table? I think we can make that happen. This coffee table is not difficult to build at all. The two most difficult parts are removing the stickers from the pipe (thus why it has yet to happen on ours) and moving it from your work space; this thing is heavy. Everything needed for the build can be purchased at Home Depot or Lowe’s, or likely your preferred alternative.

Tools needed: drill (or screwdriver if you are looking for a workout, or prefer muscle cramps), paint brush

Materials needed: untreated 2x10s, black plumbing pipe, black plumbing flanges, casters, metal brackets, stain, screws

As you can see, that list is not very daunting. First things first, figure out how big you want your coffee table to be. You need a plan! Measure the space you are looking to put it in or find something that is the right size to measure. We decided we wanted ours to be 36” long and 30” wide and 18” tall. These are nearly the dimensions of the ottoman that came with our sectional. Got your measurements? Great! Next step, spend cash money. Head to your local home improvement store of choice and start by checking out the lumber section. Untreated is the way to go here, hopefully you will not require a high level of water proofing for this project. We used untreated Southern Pine 2x10s. This may be the only lumber you find of this size that is untreated. Once you have selected the straightest, most prettiest boards for your purpose, find someone to cut them for you. You can cut them yourself if you want, but may as well let the people with the really big saw do it for you. If you are going to build to our same dimensions, you will need to 10’ long boards cut at 3’ intervals.

Upon completion of the cutting, strike out in search of the pipe. It should be in the plumbing section. [Tip: if you are at Home Depot, their mobile site is really great for finding the aisle number of any given product you are looking for. Lowes does not (yet?) have this capability on their site.] You can also ask someone if you are having trouble finding the stuff. Once you have found the black pipe section, it is time to select your materials. Most of this stuff will be a matter of personal preference and meeting your dimensions. Remember, the boards are nearly 2” thick and casters will be added later, so there will be at least 6” of height already. We chose the threaded 12” lenghts of 3/4” pipe and the 3/4” flanges. As the pipe is metal, there shouldn’t be any concern about whether or not it will handle the weight of the wood so the diameter is simply your aesthetic choice. Grab yourself 4 pipe lengths (these lengths are sometimes called nipples, hehe) and 8 flanges and head out for the next adventure.

Screws. The screws don’t need to be terribly fancy, just some wood screws that will be long enough to secure the fittings to the lumber without breaking the opposite surface and with a head large enough to actually hold the flanges down. We used Spax #8x screws, 1 1/2” length with the bronze/gold type color. The heads are a bit smaller than I would like for the flanges, if the fitting moves around the screws may slip through. So far we haven’t had any instances of structural failure though. You should also grab some metal brackets to secure the boards to each other. We used 8 4” 4-hole brackets and one piece of thin wood we had lying around in the scrap pile. You could also use 12” brackets, I may or may not switch over to these in the future.

Now for the fun part, casters and stain! Finding casters we wanted was the trickiest part of this build. We didn’t want the black rubber casters so we ended up ordering some 2” steel swivel casters online from Home Depot. We had to order online because they didn’t sell them in store, but we found some highly similar ones the last time we were over there. So check out the caster selection just in case. I would have liked to do some beefy cast iron casters, but a bit of searching using the google made me realize that the casters would cost more than everything else combined. $50 for one caster seemed a bit much for this project. Hitting up your local thrift store, builders surplus, or Habitat for Humanity Restore may be worth while if you want something with more character. We used five casters, one center one for more support. Now go pick out your stain, or whatever finish you want to use. We used Minwax Early American, this is becoming our favorite. It’s the same stain Jess used on the box for the mudroom closet conversion project. 

That’s it for part one. Check back tomorrow for the build!

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